Do you ever sometimes think dirty thoughts when you’re in a public place and then start to think about if someone is telepathic so you start throwing around random things in your head like oooh cupcakes
(Source: pantere)
i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know
if you compliment me once i’ll think about it every night for twelve years
(Source: oshead)
do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music
(Source: kiedisking)
